Designed To Kill

Worse than the deadly assault drill is the unspeakable horror of Milwaukee's Sawzall Electric Saw. This industrial monster not only has NO child safety features to prevent young hands from starting it, but it also has a giant blade with sharp teeth FULLY EXPOSED WITH NO GUARDS OF ANY KIND!

When we at M.I.L.T. saw one of these monsters, all we could do was murmur to each other that, if we had set out to design a tool for the sole purpose of maiming children, this is what it would look like. A ten amp motor and over three thousand strokes per minute-My God, what are these people thinking? Who needs that kind of cutting power? Can you imagine how quickly the delicate wrists or neck of your toddler would surrender to this reciprocating Blade of Death? Of course, greedy hardware merchants are only interested in getting rich- we easily spent our entire July budget sending neighborhood children in the store to purchase these menaces- NO QUESTIONS ASKED.