Mothers Insisting on Licensed Tools
 
Name: Smitty
E-mail address: site@pacifier.com
Homepage URL: http://www.siteapproved.com/
Comments: I have to admit that your Power Tools Page has EXACTLY what it takes to get the point across. I could hardly contain my loud out bursts of laughter when I accessed your site! Cracked me up! I love it! We NEED MORE! Liberals make me SICK!!! Good job... Mike W. Smith cage.faithweb.com
Monday November 6th 2000 05:26:47
Name: A. Gore
E-mail address: Monster@bighouse.lie
Comments: Tools are next, then your thoughts. Thanks
Thursday October 19th 2000 06:08:58
Name: Dorothy
E-mail address: bentpennyranch@yahoo.com
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ranch/3488/index.html
Comments: OH MY STARS!!!! Hilareous! As an armed mother myself, I find the Commie Mommies to be weak and too lazy to protect their own children. Relying on someone else to come do their jobs for them. By the way, I also have a drill, powersaw, jigsaw, and a sander someplace in the shed. Hey, when are they going to start ranting and raving about toilets, stoves, glass windows, television sets, chairs, beds, radios, anything harder than a nerfball, blankets, pillows, those lethal books (anyone else here been smacked in the head with a book as a kid?), burying people in sand at the beach, pens and pencils, the bright lights from cameras burning our children's retinas, the fact there's a roof over their head that keeps the rain off them, but could fall on them, food that isn't ground into mush, trees in your yard that could fall, bugs that could bite, pets that could bite, phone cords and the phones themselves (My hubby smacked his brother with a potentially lethal handset when he was little), furnaces! Those vents are hot during the winter and they're usually in the floor where the children play! Oh and all the dirt and cleaning chemicals on the floor! OH HELP US LORD! HELP US! I'm passing this site around. Thanks for the giggle. :o)
Monday October 9th 2000 09:39:51
Name: Karen
E-mail address: KarenLane@aol.com
Homepage URL: http://members.aol.com/KarenLane/dreams.html
Comments: This is the funniest thing on the internet. Too bad the goofy soccer-moms won't think so. You may have given them a new thing to get upset about.....after they get your gun, here goes your electic drill and your razor...
Tuesday October 3rd 2000 06:30:31
Name: Dyann
E-mail address: dyann60@hotmail.com
Comments: This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, be parents, and watch your kids, and unplug tools when your done with them, and kids won't be hurt. Whats next, curling irons? My best friend burned her daughters arm with one. get a life. Dyann
Sunday October 1st 2000 09:07:25
Name: Duta Jackson
E-mail address: djackson@hotmail.com
Comments: Hello, This is probably the most absurd thing I've heard in a long, LONG time !!!!!! You HONESTLY think "licensed" tools will perform any differently than "unlicensed" tools?!?? Have you no conception of REALITY ??? It's not the "tools" (nor the "GUN") that present a danger to anyone - children included - it's the person AT THE CONTROLS of the "tool" or the "gun" !!!!!!!!!!! I can hear it now: "Did you what that TOOL did to our poor little Johnny?" Oh yeah - and "did you hear how awful that GUN treated our daughter Susie ?!?? Think about it . . . Duta Jackson
Sunday September 17th 2000 07:08:08
Name: Bruce
Wednesday September 13th 2000 06:48:01
Name: Phil Mann
E-mail address: pmann@cojk.com
Comments: Finally, someone has found the courage to take on the powerful tool lobby! Your long overdue effort to educate an ignorant society on the dangers posed by these small, easily concealed, "portable" power tools are greatly appreciated. Please do not, however,ignore the greater threat posed by large "machine" tools found in the basements and garages of countless untrained, unlicensed "do-it-yourselfers." No civilian needs five horsepower motors, three phase wiring, or other features, originally developed for the military and industry, to handle the legitimate range of authorized household repairs, such as changing lightbulbs. (Please receive appropriate training first and ALWAYS wear safety glasses.) Remember, a power tool in the home is 17.3 times more likely to blister the hands of its owner than to stop an intruder. Peace. (Hilarious site! Keep up the good work!)
Friday September 1st 2000 12:02:17
Name: Jack Gerardi
Comments: Thank you, thank you, thank you!! This is almost as funny as the numerous wizards who signed your guest book and took it seriously! Scary, isn't it? No wonder The Constitution is in peril. I will certainly be delighted to pass this address on to as many people as I can. Warmest regards
Tuesday August 29th 2000 10:40:35
Name: Mark Green
Comments: This website almost made me cry, and I don't cry easily. It just gets to me to see people fighting for the safety of our children. People spend way too much time talking about guns and knives when we all know the real problem is power tools! I mean maybe a couple thousand kids a year get shot, but there are literally millions getting hacked up by unliscenced circular saws every year. You go girl (or boy whichever it may be.)
Monday August 14th 2000 01:29:24
Name: Gurljo
E-mail address: gurljo@hotmail.com
Comments: People with too much time on their hands. Now for the mother's "power tools" - I want licensing on the kitchen knives, scissors, TVs, VCRs, Microwave ovens, Gas appliances etc. Go check yourself at psychiatrist.
Monday August 7th 2000 12:18:13
Name: Dan Dialogue
Homepage URL: http://www.xmission.com/~n7slc
Comments: I must say that I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time. Of course, with the way the world is going it won't be long before it comes to this.
Sunday August 6th 2000 04:55:55
Name: David Brenner
E-mail address: biz@david-brenner.com
Comments: Laissez Faire Books sent me!
Thursday July 27th 2000 09:48:54
Name: Joyce Spincic
E-mail address: ednigram@aol.com
Comments: I signed on this morning, to once again view GUNSDONTKILL, and, low and behold,this is what I find!!! I have written several papers on this subject, myself, and shot them off to every "higher up" that I could find. I don't expect them to ever see what I sent. Their secretary's secretary, no doubt, see's to it that those papers are filed in their proper place. I have tried, to explain to several anti-gun organizations, that there is a big difference, between a gun and a weapon! Again, it has apparently made no impression. I'll tell you what it's going to take for these people to finally wise up! They, themselves, are going to have to experience, firsthand, the pain associated with losing a loved one at the hands of one of these "children" they are, so feverishly, trying to protect. What a price to pay, to learn a lesson that recent history, and plain old common sense should have taught them. The government, which should have never been given the power in the first place, has overstepped their authority, by trying, and succeeding, to tell the American people how to raise their children. I realize there are people out there who take punishment, and turn it into torture, for their children. However, as the President has so eloquently pointed out in regard to the school shootings, these are "isolated incidents", and "there's no cause to believe it has reached the point of being an epidemic." W hen we parents began being "monitored", in regard to our parenting skills, the kids got the idea that they could run the show, and they have been doing it ever since! Well, I think I have showed you where I stand, and I would love to further your cause by doing ANYTHING I can to bring about positive change! The problem I have encountered, is getting people motivated in our area! They fear the "upper crust" and the damage that can result if they "step on the wrong toes". I, enjoy making ripples in the sea of politics, but, I am more geared at causing tidal waves. Lemme'help, Thanks so much, ednigram@aol.com
Monday July 3rd 2000 07:41:23
Name: Ronald Shin
E-mail address: shin@mail.chem.sc.edu
Comments: All of you M.I.L.T. folks won't like this: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000224VO/104-595977 5-5315132
Thursday June 15th 2000 10:31:55
Name: Todd
E-mail address: Johnny_Reb_SC@yahoo.com
Comments: Great job!
Saturday May 27th 2000 11:50:47
Name: Vern
E-mail address: vernwanzong@pdq.net
Comments: Oh, Cmon! I wanna do the poll. Let me do the poll. I'll even volunteer for the local "Tool Buy Back" at Home Depot. I'll pay $10 for each tool and see to their disposal. C'mon, let me do the poll! Vern
Friday May 26th 2000 06:52:23
Name: Mac
E-mail address: coma7wks@hotmail.com
Comments: I was made aware of this site by a friend. Thank god I found out about this move to take away my power tools. I have taken steps to hide them in a location far from the prying eys of the feds. But I have one question how can I remove the large tree in my front yard with out getting caught with unregestered power tools? My fear concerning the tree is that one of my childern may climb it and fall out. Does any one know of a child safty device for trees?
Thursday May 25th 2000 10:23:31
Name: karin s. landers
E-mail address: mdl45acp@aol.com
Comments: get a life get real start living in the real world its the parents responsibilty to teach their children the difference between right and wrong it not your business or the goverments business the goverment already made a mess of things when it comes to parenting NO REPLY NEEDED
Saturday May 20th 2000 12:27:41
Name: karin s. landers
E-mail address: mdl45acp@aol.com
Comments: get a life get real start living in the real world its the parents responsibilty to teach their children the difference between right and wrong it not your business or the goverments business the goverment already made a mess of things when it comes to parenting NO REPLY NEEDED
Saturday May 20th 2000 12:27:18
Name: Jo Azshoetoe
E-mail address: jsajsa@hotmail.com
Comments: Thanks for the great site! Nowdays with so many parents too busy to watch their children, it's refreshing to find someone who still cares about the little one's safety. I'm a little embarrassed that I didn't think about this first, but at least you did. THANKS! I hope this is only the first step, because Sooo many other everyday dangers also need to be addressed. Several that come to mind are: Running water (especially the hot water), Flush toilets (my god, I can't believe we still have these dangerious thinks in our homes), Automobiles (Oh, I pray that Al Gore will rid us of these menaces'), kichen knives, garbage disposals, TV radiation, hair spray, small plastic toys, pets (they bite and spread disease)....Please forgive me, I can't go on anymore because I'm starting to hyperventilate. I took a break and I am better now. Thanks again for your site, and thank god for the diseased, impoversihed, backward, third world countries, so that we will have something to pattern ourselves after we win this battle. Al Gore till 2004!
Friday May 19th 2000 03:19:12
Name: JP
Comments: I guess the next step is a Million Mom March on Washington against power tool violence. Funded by the liberals, of course.
Saturday May 13th 2000 04:31:15
Name: Greg Durio
Comments: I was thrilled to learn of your GREAT site from the Atlanta Journal Constitution newspaper! Would you consider authorizing the N.R.A. and Ducks Unlimited to spread your address to their members? Everybody needs to see this!
Friday May 12th 2000 08:29:20
Name: Ray
E-mail address: whocares@oicu812.con
Comments: It is obvious that those that signed your guest book earlier are idiots. They can't see the humor. The later entries have gotten the idea. I just want to know where I can get some "unregistered" 24v battery powered tools. I may need them on the run avoiding our freedom grabbing beloved uncle.
Thursday May 11th 2000 06:04:40
Name: Ken
E-mail address: shooter4@home.com
Comments: This site is great. I hope some liberals see it and come to their senses. Ken
Friday April 28th 2000 10:06:11
Name: Michael
E-mail address: mdloos@uwyo.edu
Comments: I have gas powered tools, too. Do I need to protect you from them as well? And extension cords, I hoard them, some green, some yellow, and I have several "hunter" orange ones. Who knows what evil lurks in my domain? I know, MILT.
Wednesday April 26th 2000 10:21:10
Name: Dave Lewis
E-mail address: nautilus2@conknet.com
Comments: Frankly, I'm not about to let my freedom-restricting government get away with this. I have already begun stockpiling cases of pre-ban drywall screws and roofing nails in anticipation of The Big Day. I've also filed the serial numbers off most of my power tools, but I'm still trying to figure out how to file the serial numbers off my files. Everyone in our family has been fitted with a tool belt and received instructions in its proper and most effective use. I originally thought your web site was a parody, but after reviewing the Guest Book it is painfully clear that the Feds have already confiscated the spell- checker programs of most of your readership, so power tools cannot be far behind.
Monday April 24th 2000 05:00:30
Name: John
E-mail address: tomsjb@drs.state.va.us
Comments: Go ahead, turn off my electric service. I have antique, hand-cranked drills buried in the backyard. JBT
Monday April 24th 2000 01:06:13
Name: ROBERT W. NELSON
E-mail address: bobwin@flash.net
Sunday April 23rd 2000 05:20:56
Name: ROBERT W. NELSON
E-mail address: bobwin@flash.net
Sunday April 23rd 2000 05:20:31
Name: Randall Flagg
E-mail address: aaargoxx@hotmail.com
Homepage URL: http://homepages.go.com/~randallflaggkingofnowhere/
Comments: Love the site! However, upon reading this guestbook, I noticed a percentage of about 70% thought that this was not a joke and seemed quite upset about this concept, while only 30% knew it was a site to show irony and correlation between tools and guns and the governments that fight over them. I'm happy to say that I was in the 30%. I'm placing a link in BBS systems right now. Keep it up!
Sunday April 16th 2000 09:52:05
Name: ninefingers
E-mail address: sbell@tqtx.com
Comments: I understand that in Switzerland, all citizens are required to own at least a scrolling saber saw. In order to be well versed in the operation of their power tools, they must spend one weekend a month and two weeks out of the year with a state-run militia (sometimes referred to as "Habitat for Humanity"). Since the Swiss know that everyone owns a power tool and knows how to use it, "incidents" involving the use of power tools are kept to a minimum.
Tuesday March 14th 2000 03:54:21
Name: Rice
E-mail address: CrazyHorse1876_2001
Friday March 3rd 2000 01:37:33
Name: Jeni
E-mail address: lightenupitsajoke@getoveryourself.com
Comments: I laughed, I crying, and then I read the comment page. Okay I laughed then read the comment page and then cried. For all of those who are worried about there loss of personal liberties with there power tools and those who believe in banning the microwaves get over yourselves.
Thursday March 2nd 2000 03:14:02
Name: docbrazos
E-mail address: vetdoc@mesh.net
Comments: These nasty power tool manufactures need to get Federal Liscense to manufacture and only sell to Federal Liscense Distributors who should keep records of all sells. Also these weapons of distruction should be keep completly out of such places As the Republic of Kalifornia. As well as The Republic of D.C. Doc Brazos
Wednesday February 23rd 2000 12:18:06
Name: JERRY GALILEY
E-mail address: JERRYGALILEY@WORLDNET.ATT.NET
Homepage URL: http://www.g-web.net/patsdoll
Comments: LOVE YOUR HUMOR TOO BAD 500 IN WASH. D.C. CAN'T SEE THE LINK TO FIREARMS KEEP IT UP
Wednesday February 9th 2000 06:18:27
Name: JERRY GALILEY
E-mail address: JERRYGALILEY@WORLDNET.ATT.NET
Homepage URL: http://www.g-web.net/patsdoll
Comments: LOVE YOUR HUMOR TOO BAD 500 IN WASH. D.C. CAN'T SEE THE LINK TO FIREARMS KEEP IT UP
Wednesday February 9th 2000 06:18:18
Name: Leah
Comments: Who is the idiot that came up with this idea??? My husband and I have no intentions of giving up our power tools, hand tools, kitchen utensils or anything else for that matter. But, truthfully, is any child 100% guaranteed that nothing harmful will happen to them! NO! Maybe they should just sit in front of the tv 18 hours a day and then go to bed at nite? NOT! The tv could fall on them and they might fall out of bed. Hey, let's give people a license just to breathe the air and to live our day to day lives.
Friday February 4th 2000 07:25:23
Name: Cookie
E-mail address: kkeg@gateway.net
Comments: Laugh....while you can! Thirty years ago, I was laughing when someone said the government would restrict gun ownership. I'm not laughing any more. Oh, well...now I will have to change my bumper sticker to read, "I'll give up my tools when they pry my sabre saw from my cold, dead hands!"
Wednesday February 2nd 2000 09:38:32
Name: Dave Hart
E-mail address: djhart@inlink.com
Homepage URL: http://www.iidbs.com/koutfitters
Comments: This is just great I own a GUN SHOP and because of all the trouble and goverment paperwork. I was going to restock it with power tools and the like. O well I guess I can go on wellfair and let the goverment and the rest of the liberials support my faimly. Only thing is Iwill have to get busy,divorce my wife and have about ten more kids!
Wednesday February 2nd 2000 05:53:37
Name: J.Runnion
E-mail address: runnionator@e-mail.com
Homepage URL: http://www.runnionator.com/
Comments: While eating my tofu salad lunch, I saw your website and I was thrilled. Since moving into my expensive (yet tasteful) studio apartment last year after graduating from Dartmunch College (B.A. Poetry, minor in Basket Weaving) last year, I haven't needed a power tool--and nobody else needs one either. Neither do people need to own a home. People do need protection from themselves whether they like it or not.
Thursday January 20th 2000 09:11:31
Name: Dano
E-mail address: fullspeed@helpmeet.com
Homepage URL: http://www.helpmeet.com/
Comments: Your ad came up on my site through the LinkExchange banner program, and I was thinking, "Great. What kind of insane advertising am I getting now?!" So I examined your site. At first, I was shocked and thought to myself, "How STUPID could people be? Is there no end to their depth?" I was even ready to write a critique of your site for the newsletter I contribute to. BUT THEN I started reading, and I got to the "belt sander" page with its OBVIOUSLY retouched photo and thought, "oh... this is good." I jumped to the "last page" and there, as expected, was the disclaimer pointing out the real purpose of this site; a sarcastic, yet all-too-true, commentary on the state of gun control. KUDOS! I will forward this site to my friends!
Thursday January 20th 2000 02:44:40
Name: web temple
E-mail address: wtempie@wi.net
Comments: Just wait! You guys will be crying when Bill & Co. collect all the guns and then come after our "screw-shooters" next. It's just a matter of time before all the liberals steal all of our posessions.
Wednesday January 19th 2000 12:58:09
Name: Patrick Chester
E-mail address: wolfone@io.com
Comments: This is too silly.
Tuesday January 18th 2000 04:32:27
Name: kcarey
Comments: This webpage is absolutly stupid!! Lock up your tools from children and they will be safe. You must live in a straw hut or a adobe made of mud to not use (power)tools, oh...thats right you would have to use shovels , knives...those are dangerous too! My the worlds a dangerous place. Well gotta run down to The Home Depot for my new Sawsall, their having a special! Take Care........
Monday January 17th 2000 07:12:40
Name: David Fritzsche
E-mail address: otto@inreach.com
Comments: This has to be a joke, but if not you are looking to far, what about the kitchen with the dog killing microwave, or the explodeing gas oven, the had mixer for ripping out hair and the electric knifes for cutting up things, not to mention all of the chemicles. The list goes on an on and on. Please don't forget to put the drugs away that you are using while working on this site. The only way that you will get my MIG welder is when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Monday January 17th 2000 04:48:27
Name: David Fritzsche
E-mail address: otto@inreach.com
Comments: This has to be a joke, but if not you are looking to far, what about the kitchen with the dog killing microwave, or the explodeing gas oven, the had mixer fo ripping out hair and the electric knifes for cutting up things, not to mention all of the chemicles. The list goes on an on. Please don't forget to put the drugs away that you are using while working on this site. The only way that you will get my MIG welder is when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
Monday January 17th 2000 04:47:46
Name: No Way
E-mail address: ohmygodyoumustbekidding@stupid.com
Homepage URL: http://youare.stupid.com/
Comments: Baaaaahhhhhhh, what a great monday morning joke. One of my friends sent this link. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
Monday January 17th 2000 12:31:27
Name: Dave VV
Comments: I sure hope this web page is a joke, if it is not all I can say is "Get A Life". Why not just lock yourself and kids inside your protective home and hibernate you life away? Another thought, I hope you do not drive a car or worse yet a SUV, as these are both dangerous tools in the hands of wacko unexperienced drivers!
Tuesday January 11th 2000 07:42:14
Name: steve deforest
Comments: you have to be kidding me! give up a little freedom? haven't we given up enough? how about teaching kids responsibility!
Tuesday January 11th 2000 01:54:26
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